sport & pucks 11 Apr 2011 01:14 pm
Welcome to the dollhouse.
For the first time in a long time*, I find myself aloof regarding the NHL playoffs — not just those who made it, but those who play for those who made it. That being said, why let an awful record fester, when I can keep the low returns coming?
Let’s do this.
Prince of Wales
1WSH v 8NYR — Though I sometimes secretly root for the Rags, it’s mainly only against Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, or any team currently employing Todd Bertuzzi. I wouldn’t mind a second or third round of playoffs here in the District. WSH in 5.
2PHI v 7BUF — Two opposite philosophies: hire any gun you can, worry about goaltending later meets goaltender first, fill the rest if/when you have a chance. Even though Philadelphia’s sketchy goaltending techniques worked last year, Pronger is ailing (and a year older) and the other team has Ryan Miller. BUF in 6.
3BOS v 6MTL — Will the mighty mites of Montreal stay healthy enough to win? Will Tim Thomas stay hot during the playoffs? Will Could these teams hate each other more? I see this going a long ugly seven, with — it pains my heart — Boston eventually winning. BOS in 7.
4PIT v 5TBY — HCDB has done a masterful job, but it ends here. TBY in 6.
Clarence Campbell
1VAN v 6CHI — It’s hard to call the Blackhawks the defending champions because half of their roster is gone; on the other side, it’s the same boring Vancouver team that eventually chokes. Just not yet. VAN in 5.
2SJS v 7LAK — The Kings would love to upend their somewhat-local rivals, but not without Kopitar. This might be the only sweep of the first round. Remember Niemi? Chicago does. SJS in 5.
3DET v 6PHX — I’m checking the calendar: Detroit seems due for another first-round flop. Will it come sooner rather than later? Let’s say this goes … later. With a few bitter overtimes mixed in. Phoenix may not do much after, but they can do this. PHX in 7.
4ANH v 5NSH — Barry Trotz continues his streak of making people think he’s a decent coach … only to fall on his face come playoff time. ANH in 6.
And the beat goes on …
1WSH v 7BUF — WSH in 5.
3BOS v 5TBY — BOS in 6.1VAN v 6PHX — VAN in 5.
2SJS v 4ANH — ANH in 6.
And on …
1WSH v 3BOS — WSH in 6.
1VAN v 4ANH — ANH in 7.
Until …
1WSH v 4ANH … This should be interesting.
Let the games begin.
* - Translation: New Jersey did not make the playoffs.
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