sport & pucks 11 Apr 2011 01:14 pm

Welcome to the dollhouse.

For the first time in a long time*, I find myself aloof regarding the NHL playoffs — not just those who made it, but those who play for those who made it.  That being said, why let an awful record fester, when I can keep the low returns coming?

Let’s do this.

Prince of Wales

1WSH v 8NYR — Though I sometimes secretly root for the Rags, it’s mainly only against Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, or any team currently employing Todd Bertuzzi.  I wouldn’t mind a second or third round of playoffs here in the District.  WSH in 5.

2PHI v 7BUF — Two opposite philosophies: hire any gun you can, worry about goaltending later meets goaltender first, fill the rest if/when you have a chance.  Even though Philadelphia’s sketchy goaltending techniques worked last year, Pronger is ailing (and a year older) and the other team has Ryan Miller.  BUF in 6.

3BOS v 6MTL — Will the mighty mites of Montreal stay healthy enough to win?  Will Tim Thomas stay hot during the playoffs?  Will Could these teams hate each other more?  I see this going a long ugly seven, with — it pains my heart — Boston eventually winning.  BOS in 7.

4PIT v 5TBY — HCDB has done a masterful job, but it ends here.  TBY in 6.

Clarence Campbell

1VAN v 6CHI — It’s hard to call the Blackhawks the defending champions because half of their roster is gone; on the other side, it’s the same boring Vancouver team that eventually chokes.  Just not yet.  VAN in 5.

2SJS v 7LAK — The Kings would love to upend their somewhat-local rivals, but not without Kopitar.  This might be the only sweep of the first round.  Remember Niemi?  Chicago does.  SJS in 5.

3DET v 6PHX — I’m checking the calendar: Detroit seems due for another first-round flop.  Will it come sooner rather than later?  Let’s say this goes … later.  With a few bitter overtimes mixed in.  Phoenix may not do much after, but they can do this.  PHX in 7.

4ANH v 5NSH — Barry Trotz continues his streak of making people think he’s a decent coach … only to fall on his face come playoff time.  ANH in 6.

And the beat goes on …

1WSH v 7BUFWSH in 5.
3BOS v 5TBYBOS in 6.

1VAN v 6PHXVAN in 5.
2SJS v 4ANHANH in 6.

And on …

1WSH v 3BOSWSH in 6.

1VAN  v 4ANHANH in 7.

Until …

1WSH v 4ANH … This should be interesting.

Let the games begin.

* - Translation: New Jersey did not make the playoffs.

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